Vote Mitt Zombie for Lord of the Underworld!

The season for the presidential election mashup has arrived – and as long as we’re playing mashup, let’s make it a monster mash.

Tonight Americans will see the results of the 2012 New Hampshire Republican presidential primary, and those results will probably show Mitt Romney widening his lead in the contest for the GOP nomination… but only because Romney’s competitors have been stumbling, drooling, frightening shadows of what fully alive presidential candidates should be.

Mitt Romney hasn’t come out of the Republican contest looking very well himself. Romney is past the end of a viable political career, repeating the same old slogans and ideas that he heard way back in the last century, when he was young. Mitt Romney is so out of touch with the lives of Americans today, it’s almost as if he’s the walking dead.

If we’re going to have someone who’s like a walking dead candidate for President, why not vote for the real thing instead? If Republican voters want to elect the undead into the White House, they can go all the way, and support Mitt Zombie for Lord of the Underworld instead.